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I had a reading at Barnhill’s Books, a local wine and book shop, this weekend. It was a lot of fun. The folks there, particularly Mike and Suzette, are fantastic. They gave me two slots on Saturday. I read from Ginnie Dare in the early afternoon and from Through a Glass, Darkly in the evening. The crowds were light, thanks in part to good weather and the local county fair, but I count it a success for a few reasons.

The readings were good practice. In one case I had an audience member who was completely unfamiliar with my work. One of the books I sold was to someone I didn’t know and I was able to sign and personalize it for him. Connecting with future fans like that is something that you can’t do as well online (though it can be done). The biggest thing I got out of it though were the connections with the shop and its owners. Mike is an independent publisher at Second Wind Publishing and an author in his own right.

They will be selling e-books from their site. We talked about producing audio books for his authors. We also talked about selling e-books on physical media through the store. This is one forward thinking gent. We also talked about Flying Island Press. So while it would have been nice to sell out of books and have people lining up to hear me read, thinking long term I believe that this relationship will be a fruitful one for us both.

That will only be possible though if people support them. I know that most of you don’t live in Winston Salem. It should be noted that Barnill’s does ship books, so if you wanted to buy one of my books you’d be doing them (and their efforts with local and independent authors) a favor if you ordered from them. For that matter you could go into your own local and ask if they can order my books. I’d hope that they can. So, support your local book store if you’re fortunate enough to have one and authors like me will thank you for it!

So, I was sitting in my living room last night, futzing about on my iPhone (playing Pirates vs. Ninjas vs Pandas vs. Zombies if you must know) and listening to our youngest reading Dick and Jane to my wife. I love the simplicity of the Dick and Jane books. They’re excellent tools for teaching reading. Then a thought occurred to me, wouldn’t it be cool to do a reader like that with a modern sensibility and my own particular bent world view?

I considered doing it in the style of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. A quick Google search indicated that someone had done something similar already. I was prepared to move forward anyway since I wasn’t all that impressed with that particular attempt. I needed an artist though if I was to pull this off. I reached out to Ed of Peculiar Comics. He did the Ginnie Dare cover and was a joy to work with.

His words? Essentially, I didn’t know I was interested in something like this until you mentioned it. So we kicked some ideas back and forth. I tweeted “Dick and Jane meets the Zombie Survival Guide…” He thought it might be good to avoid Dick and Jane entirely since they are a copyrighted product and this might or might not fall under the parody laws and that we might want to avoid putting those three words together. I saw the wisdom in that.

Ed mentioned alliteration and Hugh J. O’Donnell aka HatchingPhoenix on Twitter reminded me of Gallant and Goofus so I let that stew in my brain until work this morning. Here’s what I came up with:

Montana “Monte” Zealander – Blocky, perhaps almost as wide as he is tall. Dresses in the style of the 1930’s adventurer, usually has a wooden sword and perhaps a squirt gun on his person. He is 8-9 years old, fearless (except where thunder is involved), and fiercely devoted to his sister. He’s smart but impulsive.

Mollyanna “Molly” Zealander – Taller, but still athletic, a bit of a tomboy, but has long red hair with a little curl. She is 1 yr, 2 mos, and 5 days older than Monte. She’s got a keen scientific mind (from her mother) and is great at math. She’s a bit more reserved than Monte and is patient with his impulses. She carries a messenger bag that’s likely to have all kinds of gadgets in it (and a rag doll that’s her comfort in times of stress). She dresses practically for the given situation.

We’re refining the visuals and Ed will be working on sketches. This will be one of those books (we hope) that children 7-9 will enjoy and that their geeky parents will love. More details as they become available.

Cont. From Pt. 3

“Welcome back to the land of the living, my dear.”

I looked around the little room furnished with objects from another century. Warm woods and fabrics in earth tones dominated. Lace doilies covered every flat surface and the arms and backs of the couches and chairs. I’d never seen or heard him talk about a Mrs. Looper, but there was a picture of him with a woman both a good deal younger than he was now. It had been taken somewhere snowy with nothing in the background. Both of them had immense smiles on their faces and she looked to be holding a rifle of some sort, though it looked like one from really old science fiction movies.

“Thanks for…” I stopped, still not sure what role he played in saving me. “For your help. What was that thing on the roof?”

He patted my hands and then stood, not gaining much height in the process. “Just a little helper I built.” He looked to the picture. “I’m not as spry as I used to be.”

I looked more closely at the eight by ten. He had a bandolier across his chest, filled with ammunition that looked fatter than shotgun shells. He also had an odd looking set of goggles strapped to his forehead, like the night vision ones on television, but bulkier. More like the ones the Ghostbusters wore.

I finished the tea, more for the warmth than the taste and put the mug down. “You built that? I’ve never seen anything like it.”

He looked and nodded at me. “Most of my creations are unique. It’s a… gift I was given.” He moved to the chest of drawers that the picture.

I stood and looked for a clock, suddenly remembering that I was long past due at home. “Well thanks again, Mr. Looper. I should really be getting on home now.”

He opened the top drawer and pulled out a box wrapped in plain brown paper. “I called your father, Ms. Perez. He was alarmed, but I set his fears to rest. I told him that I would return you safely home later this evening.”

A tiny warning gong went off in my head. I didn’t know for a fact that he had talked to Dad. He could be lying. I wasn’t sure that he would be satisfied with someone else bringing me, even someone I had worked for for the last year. Mr. Looper was hardly a family friend and while neither of my parents would admit it, the fact that he was white probably deepened their distrust.I trusted my gut though.

He sat the box down on the couch beside me and returned to his place directly across. “I have a gift for you, Ms. Perez.”

The warning gong got louder. They warned us kids about taking gifts from men, even those we knew somewhat. There were often strings attached. I glanced to the door, gauging how quickly I could leave and if I could make it past him.

Mr. Looper sighed deeply. “I know, my child. I’m a strange, little old man and am not to be trusted. I would say that this world has become a dark place where such things are questioned, but it was no different in my time. We just did not talk about it.” He gestured to the box. “Unwrap it. It will not harm you and neither will I. I will make no demands of you.”

I looked at him, really examining him closely for the first time. I was young and likely more than a little naive, even for a kid with a dangerous amount of street smarts. And I don’t mean dangerously broad or deep. Still, I saw something in his bearing and in his eyes that I hadn’t noticed before; a core of steel that even now I don’t expect from most people, let alone people of his age and stature. Here was a man that was used to being not just trusted, but entrusted. It probably explained why I had been less worried about him over the past year than I should have.

I took the box in my lap and unwrapped it. The paper crinkled, the noise filling the room. I didn’t know what to expect but the plastic box wasn’t it. I turned it over in my lap a few times, looking for a button to press or some other release. I didn’t look up until I heard Mr. Looper’s chuckle.

“It’s not that sort of box Ms. Perez. I was given this by some friends of humanity, from a very long way away. Rather than you unlocking the box, it unlocks you.”

I felt my eyebrow slowly crawl up my forehead.

“Look at it again the way you looked at me a few moments ago.”

I did as I was told and noticed a blue light pulsing at the box’s core. It gradually drew me in until my whole world was the light.

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